It’s always good to balance hard practice, focus, patience and dedication, with the occasional “lighter note”.
We have to make sure we don’t start taking ourselves too seriously, right? ☺
Here are a couple of guitar player jokes to cheer you up and to keep the “fun” factor high on your guitar journey.
A finger-style guitarist wins 15 million at the Lottery.
When a reporter asked: “What are you going to do now?” He replied: “I’ll carry on gigging ’til the money runs out.
A Guitarist and a Bassist are arguing backstage and the Drummer walks up to them and asks why they are fighting to which the Bassist replies: “Well the Guitarist detuned one of my Bass guitar’s strings and he won’t tell me which one.”
Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, “Not bad, but I could’ve done better”.
Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
A: Would you like fries with that?
Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!
Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish.
Q: What’s the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?
A: A rock guitarist knows 3 chords and plays in front of 10,000 people, a jazz guitarist knows 10,000 chords and… well… you know.
(This is one of the guitar player jokes that hangs on the walls in the ZOT Zin Music lesson studios)
To student who repeatedly fingered power chords with a bar:
“You never bar power chords… and you never power bar chords”!
(The funny part in this was the confused student’s expression on his face, trying to figure out what “power-bar chords” are. I guess those are chords for sports fanatics?).
To the lesbian guitar student:
“I think you would really benefit from playing with your strap-on. I mean… playing with your strap… ON. Oh god… you know what I mean.” Student with naughty smile: “Uhmmm yeah, Vreny… I get it!”
If you want to have more fun with guitar, or study with a world-class guitar teacher who will occasionally have you in stitches with his fun approach and humorous remarks during your lesson, ZOT Zin Music is where it is all happening.
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